Discussion of the Day
Let's Create A Story
Holly CatDec 27, 24
I'm hoping this is allowed as a discussion because I think it will be fun. Let's create a story. I'll start with a sentence, then the next person adds a sentence, and so on. It will be fun to see what we come up with. The rule is to try to keep it to one sentence, however, you can go back and add another sentence later, but please don't add one sentence right after the other, wait until someone else adds a sentence. Here is the start of our story:
I was awoken by a knock at the door.
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  • Australia Post had performed its usual parcel delivery service, and left a card in the mail box, written on it was can’t find letter box, address does not exist, pick parcel up at post office. This has actually happened to me, thank you Australia Post. Worth their weight in cocky shit.
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    • Since Rudolph was too drunk to guide, Santa decided Dancer could lead the sleigh tonight.
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      • Idiot!
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    • And it starleted me
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      • There was the postman with a big parcel stating a surprise gift
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        • Love this song eat 🎅
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          • But the sound of Music and Santas feet on the floor clould not blurt out the sound of the knocking any more. Because it got loader with the sound of Sirens.
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            • Next I started Dancing with Santa Clause, with the Music.
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              • Was so excited Santa Clause is here
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                • I looked at the clock and wondered who was there at this time of night.
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                  • I think that Sheila that came back last night pinched my pants!
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                    • I got up but couldn't find my pants...It was an eventful evening the night before...
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                      • I must have slept in.
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                        • It was my best friend.
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                          • I thought that you are! Santa Claus, you look a bit strange...can I help you? Yes, I need my reputation back!! I couldn’t be more surprised. Let’s ask around the neighbours. Perhaps they found it and now looking for you to give it back to you!
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                            • The damn cat has come home drunk again and has lost his key, I thought as I stumbled towards the racket.
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                              • Who could it be at this hour?
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                                • So I oppened the Closet door instead. Pulled out a box of old records then went to sleep playing "business as usual" by men at work, at full boar volume..
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                                  • So I took my meds and went back to bed
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                                    • I really didn't feel like getting up to answer the door.
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                                      • Who could be visiting at this time of the morning.
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                                        • I was vey adgitated as it was late and I was finally getting much wanted and needed sleep.
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                                          • What's the time
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                                            • I turned down the TV I didn’t wanna answer in my pyjamas
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                                              • Who's there? As a child I was good at making up stories to keep out of trouble.
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                                                • I heard that blood curdling laugh and the frisson of ice ran straight up my spine turning my peaceful slumber into a complete nightmare. I reached under my pillow...
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                                                  • Oh my goodness what a surprise when I opened the door.
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                                                    • Sleepily, I ambled to the door to find out who it is?
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                                                      • I looked through the peephole, and gasped..
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                                                        • I could hear the evil chuckle as I approached.
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                                                          • I opened the door, looked left and right, but no one was there?
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                                                            • Who could it be? I wasn't expecting anyone. My thoughts ran rampant.
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                                                              • Please don’t tell me it’s Santa making another booty call. This time…
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                                                                • I’m coming I growled, feeling annoyed from being woken from a lovely dream
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                                                                  • The knocking continued.
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                                                                    • graveyard shift darly madeit brakfast
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                                                                      • Who is calling at this hour I wondered.
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                                                                        • I tripped over the lego as I went to answer the knock
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                                                                          • It woke me and I struggled a bit after a late night.
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                                                                            • Get everyone and the animals out
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                                                                              • help ring 111
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                                                                                • He pointed out that the chimney had caught on fire bwhile I was attending to the door.
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                                                                                  • The suspense was killing me .....who could it be?
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                                                                                    • It was a kangaroo
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                                                                                      • it was my wife
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                                                                                        • I've really got to cut the whiskey down in his eggnog next year she thought as she flurried along picking up scattered packages ...
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                                                                                          • It’s Mrs Clause, Santa had left his reading glasses on the side table, and got lost on his rounds as Rudolph was pissed.
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                                                                                            • The wind began to pick up a storm and I hurried outside to glance in the far distance.
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                                                                                              • Wonder who could that be
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                                                                                                • Ugh I got to get up for ........exercises. I needed to build up the energy to go through the day... but something did not allow me to do that because...
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                                                                                                  • Who could that be at this early hour of the morning
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                                                                                                    • the storm was raging out side
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                                                                                                      • Who's there I ask?
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                                                                                                        • It's Santa
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                                                                                                          • I gave the cookie to the puppy.
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                                                                                                            • Coffee and a gingerbread cookie. I needed caffeine and calories to deal with the crisis.
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                                                                                                              • What should I do to you
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                                                                                                                • as the suspense builds - to be continue
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                                                                                                                  • I passed out from shock as I had never heard a puppy talk .
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                                                                                                                    • but the puppy said, "Let me explain." And took out his pipe
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                                                                                                                      • surprised at the time as it was still dark outside and raining ,
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                                                                                                                        • not fun🤣
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                                                                                                                          • Hahahaha It's so silly!
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                                                                                                                        • went to jail, because I used my nightgown, I was arrested for public nudity
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                                                                                                                          • I climbed out the window and picked up the puppy and wrapped him in my nightgown. Then we went........
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                                                                                                                            • we all had a very happy day and all is well again the end
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                                                                                                                              • but the door was locked.
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                                                                                                                                • When I went outside, I found a stray, tiny dog in a box, shivering in the cold. ;-D
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                                                                                                                                  • The note said go outside....
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                                                                                                                                    • When Santa's little elf was standing there at my feet he said here is your gift from Santa Claus and I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a good night to all and have a Happy New Year love Santa Claus
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                                                                                                                                      • To my surprise there was a note left under my door mat.
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                                                                                                                                        • Hallelujah…
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                                                                                                                                          • I found you had no chimney so had to use the front door said Santa.
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                                                                                                                                            • Who is there? Oh, it is Santa Clause, asks hubby, what do I do, he says well, let him in.
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                                                                                                                                              • My neighbour was there with a present for me
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                                                                                                                                                • Who's there?
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                                                                                                                                                  • Yea let's do it!
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                                                                                                                                                    • too many replies to do this
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                                                                                                                                                      • Exactly!
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                                                                                                                                                    • Since it was the middle of the night I greeted whomever it was with my .357 Magnum held behind my back.
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                                                                                                                                                      • I ignored it.Could be that raving lunatic so called caretaker/manager in this seniors home.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Once upon a time we thought we would all live a good life now business has destroyed our dreams end of story 🙄
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                                                                                                                                                          • My heart started pounding louder than the knock at the door, who could it be in the middle of the night??
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                                                                                                                                                            • I hesitated as I was not expecting anyone, the knock came again, louder.
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                                                                                                                                                              • To be honest, it's not that Rudolph fell ill, he got into the spiked eggnog and is too drunk to lead us.
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                                                                                                                                                                • What is going on?
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Did you order an Uber?
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                                                                                                                                                                    • BTW I am a fanfictions author at Fanfiction.net/anime/dirtypair where ai write as keiman and kei. These kinds of stories are not permitted there nor at most fanfiction sites. A shame because they are like the o/f chain letters. They fell out of popularity when the postage rates skyrocketed! Imagine! 73 cents USD to mail a letter or a Xmas card! I hope Trumpy lowers those prices!
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Trumpy will probably do away with the USPS. It's no skin off his rich butt so he doesn't care. He would have Rudolph shot and give his job to PeeWee Herman and his bike! PeeWee would ethically be in Trumpy's cult.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • We need a replacement reindeer for Rudolph.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • It was Santa asking for directions to a house where he had left the wrong gifts.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • My deepest apologies but Rudolph fell ill.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Santa, why are you here? You are a day late.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • "Let me put my dog in her crate and then I'll get the door!"
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                                                                                                                                                                              • calming down the dog which is barking loudly.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Dumbest daily discussion we have had this year! Crazy as Hell!😣
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dumb people on here. It's become this pathetic, hey?😒 How can you keep a story going with that many people? Doesn't work! 😝 Hahahaha
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • To my surprise, Santa Claus was there.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • I heard the voice say " It is time for wake up ! " Ugh I got to get up for ........
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