General Topic
Favourite Sayings..
mary c14-Aug-22 07:07 pm
Good evening fellow hard working Rewardian's..
Wondered if anyone had a favourite saying or even a wee poem they like or use sometimes..
Sorry if this has been done before.
My hubby can't speak coz of stroke but when lying down he can get out a vaguely clear "Woteva!" haha.
Maybe mine is "I need chocolate".
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  • Tom S Qld
    You can't get blood out of stone - you can't extract what isn't there to begin with.
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    • Tom S Qld
      Yada yada yada - constant chatterbox
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      • Tom S Qld
        out of the blue
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        • Tom S Qld
          Bodice ripper - romantic novel
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          • mary c
            ha haven't heard that before!
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        • allin
          Bloody Nora
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          • Tom S Qld
            Bloody minded
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          • Tom S Qld
            Blood and thunder
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        • Tom S Qld
          'A legend in one's own lunchtime'. One who's fame is insignificant or fleeting
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          • Tom S Qld
            'A legend in one's own lifetime'. Refers to a living person of considerable fame.
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            • Grommie
              A legend in one's lunch hour
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          • Tom S Qld
            'A fool and his money are soon parted'. This phrase was quite an early proverb in the English language and appeared in print in 1573.
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            • mary c
              “You were lucky to have a room. We used to have to live in a corridor.” “Oh we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Woulda’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us.”
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              • Liane H
                Oh a water tank? Sheer luxury..! We used to live in hole in road with 7 other families ..
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              • mary cLiane H
                aye..luuuuxery!!! haha. Bewitchery hour approaching. Hope all good at yours wee Bear..niteee nites :)
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              • Liane H mary c
                nooh! too soon the night snatcheth thee away! I needed u in bingo last night. Was a riot and a half.. talk tomoz ;) urgent meeting !
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              • Pato Lo DuckLiane H
                And you tell the kids of today that, and they won’t believe you…
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              • mary cLiane H
                damnations gotta go get car warrant..or should i say fail the car warrant. Meeting later under cloak of the darkness haaa.
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              • Liane H mary c
                absolute entertainment. ...!
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              • Liane H Pato Lo Duck
                kids of today just have it all too good ,with the covid ,the wars,the ravages of being on social media !
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              • Pato Lo DuckLiane H
                That’s the last line in the Monty Python skit….
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              • Liane H Pato Lo Duck
                love em !
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              • Pato Lo DuckLiane H
                Actually, now I think about it it was probably Peter Cook and Dudley Moore’s skit, Hole in the road..
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              • Liane H Pato Lo Duck
                yeah could be ? Thought u would be more into their nurse sketch actually... lol did you ever watch the original bedazzled movie ?
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              • Pato Lo DuckLiane H
                No didn’t.
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              • Liane H Pato Lo Duck
                homework then ;)
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            • Chosen
              You'r Dreaming mate or In your Dreams
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              • mary c
                From the Mitre 10 kids ad? "She's a big job"
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              • Chosenmary c
                Yep
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            • Tom S Qld
              I can't believe this. Overnight we went from 993 comments to 976 comments. What happened?
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              • Chosen
                As they say ........ " they all went down the dunny"
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              • mary c
                Quick lets get that number up again Tom!!! thinking thinking...
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              • Chosenmary c
                You owe me and Tom S an ice cream each. (make mine chocolate and BIG)
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              • Tom S QldChosen
                Ditto
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              • mary cChosen
                oops a big delayed but backing the She/he/them/they Whippy truck up now....
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            • allin
              Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail
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              • Liane H
                The winner takes it all... The loser has to fall Can Miss Mary do it ?! Soooo close now, the golden trophy lies in a cat's whiskers grasp ! She will indeed be the cat that got the cream! Can rewardia even count as high as 1,000?? Tick ...tock
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                • mary c
                  Haha t'is a Team Effort young Lass..awwwwwwsies
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              • allin
                smiling like a mule eating briars,,,
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                • mary c
                  Ouch..that reminds me of one of our dear old boy dogs- he couldn't help himself but try and play with a hedgehoggie one night. Then papa had to get a muzzlefull of prickles from the silly boy :) Thats the same hound that jumped from a two storey deck and dog versus car twice..many lives like his dad.
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              • Tom S Qld
                Take the money and run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCFUGCOLLU Steve Miller band
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                • mary c
                  Great song Tom :)
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              • mary c
                Go ahead make my DAY..
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                • Tom S Qld
                  Clint!
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                • Tom S Qld
                  Funny story, 'a glint in his eye' - a brief and subtle expression in one's eye. When I worked in the middle east, videos were all the rage (90's), the locals (Arabs) were discovering movies and Hollywood and movie stars. They called Clint Eastwood, Glint Eastwood. I thought it was their nickname for him, due to his Dirty Harry glare (do you feel lucky, punk?) until I realized that they couldn't say 'Clint', It came out as 'Glint'.
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                • Liane H Tom S Qld
                  I had a funny lost in translation ,with my ex once who was from India. Asked him over the phone when he would be coming over ( how long ) as sometimes he would take the train . .. or can u get a lift ?As his workmates would often give him a ride . Arrived in due time with a giant bottle of ....yep Lift !! I said what's this? "He said well u asked me to get lift" Was only mildly annoyed as I only mixed my alcohol with coke ,could not contain my laughter ..! .
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                • allin
                  you been watching Dirty Harry Mary,,, lol
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                • mary cLiane H
                  haha that is taking things in a most literal way poss...Lucky you didn't say I'm so hungry i could eat a horse..
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              • Tom S Qld
                "I can feel it in my waters" Guessing: would this be like "feel it in my bones"? The body is mostly water. So, a "feeling in my waters" would be in one's being.
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                • mary c
                  I always love that saying..makes me laugh as of course i think of the bladder-being that i am sooo immature.
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                • Liane H mary c
                  think u r ? Be real quick and go to tech issues lol lol
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                • mary cLiane H
                  ooh i wondered where mr A been of late-.miss him. Heading over- exit stage left..
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                • Liane H mary c
                  come to bingo
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                • mary cLiane H
                  stone the crows i was just about to say that to you...haha. Just struggling into my leather skirt and madonna lace top- whaddya reckon...
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                • Liane H mary c
                  fabulous darling see u in 2mins or so !
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                • mary cLiane H
                  awks i'm already in one and i'm alone haha...
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                • Liane H mary c
                  gosh I can't multi tasks.. congrats on your inevitable win!
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                • mary cLiane H
                  there's one other there. and she didn't respond to my message- even more awks. I might try join next game too..see you there peut-etre!
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                • Liane H mary c
                  yep more in there and a familiar one hehehe !
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                • mary cLiane H
                  last game before my carriage arrives to whisk me to my nest..
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                • mary cLiane H
                  sleep well dearie..hope you catch a win! and get a taxi home?
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                • Liane H mary c
                  Ah shall do,have my VIP driver booked.. I even get free mints on occasion or could stop off for a dairy whip at maccas !.. will wish u the best for an easy, low fuss weekend getaway!
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              • Liane H
                Strike! Explainer... when something is so surprising that it leaves one speechless ,gobsmacked or befuddled in general. There is usually a pause in the conversation and the surprised person( usually elderly Aussie typicals in origin) will blurt out this phrase .
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                • mary c
                  Strike me down!!
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                • Tom S Qldmary c
                  Strike me pink! Old-fashioned exclamation of surprise or amazement.
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                • mary cTom S Qld
                  Back up the Bus!!
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              • allin
                there's no place like home Toto, there's no place like home auntie M,, best i can do right now, jet lag, mild concussion and i'm getting to old for this shyt ;-))
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                • mary c
                  Dig into that big tin of Brownies Mama must have ready for you and SLEEEEEEEP in your lubberly nest :) Bit concerning re concussion tho! :/
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                • allinmary c
                  mild concussion, just had my head in the wrong place at the wrong time, brownies took away the headache,, ;-))
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                • mary callin
                • allinmary c
                  exactly ;-))
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              • Tom S Qld
                By the by (another favorite saying - 'on a side note' or 'by the way'), I'm wondering, Mary C, whether this General Topic of yours will reach and surpass the 1000 responses mark. I'm determined to drive it forward. I'm also hoping to be the number 1000 respondent. I wonder if that will be a record. What do you think? Rewardia will probably make a grand gesture and award you with some much-needed points. Ha ha. 954 and counting.
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                • Liane H
                  I was just thinking the same, lets get her the Christmas grand trophy ! And now Allin is back ....YES! It should be easy done ; ))
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                • mary c
                  Tom you have been the Grand Maestro of Sayings and your name must be on the Trophy- And our fellow hath returned to carry the torch forward once his jet/land/subterranean lag has resolved. And I do recall sir APB mentioning a Rewardia Rewards party?
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                • mary cLiane H
                  Papa A is in the House gurrrl :)
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                • Liane H mary c
                  I knowwwww! See my love page
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                • mary cLiane H
                  ohhh haha do i know about this LOVE page??!!
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                • Liane H mary c
                  yes love online ....
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              • Tom S Qld
                A red-letter day - a very important or significant day. In church calendars a saint's day or church festival, was traditionally distinguished by being written in red letters.
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                • mary c
                  'What a doozy"..anyone care to expand on that?
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                  • Liane H
                    'A real doozy '.. something extraodinary or one of a kind. Said to have originated from the word Daisy
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    Well i didn't know that..(seem to say that alot).
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                • Tom S Qld
                  Furphy. A furphy is Australian slang for an erroneous or improbable story that is claimed to be factual. Furphies are supposedly heard from reputable sources, sometimes second-hand or thirdhand, and widely believed until discounted. The word is said to derive from water carts designed and made by a company established by John Furphy of J. Furphy & Sons of Shepparton, Victoria. The steel and cast-iron tanks were first made in the 1880s and were used on farms and by stock agents. Many Furphy water carts were used to take water to Australian Army personnel during World War I in Australia, Europe, and the Middle East. In his book Memories of a Signaller, Harold Hinckfuss wrote of the "furphies" or rumours of pending movements of troops, while awaiting transfer to the French lines from Egypt. "Every day in the tent someone would come up with a 'furphy' that he had heard whilst down at the latrines. That is why the different stories were called furphies.
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                  • mary c
                    You are indeed the Fountain of Interestingness!! I had nay heard of a Furphy! wonderful word. I thought it said Furby for a second- of which I do have definite experience with when daughter was young. The poor Furby was tormented a bit. But going back to Furphy's- not to be confused with an old Wives tale or Urban legend?
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                  • Tom S Qldmary c
                    no, close to that, but mostly rumors and tall stories.
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                  • mary cTom S Qld
                    classic furphy the fisherman at the pub demonstrating it was "that big" about his catch :)
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    you know that explains why they say us women don't know how to park a reverse park a car safely....we keep getting told by blokes that " this much" is 10 inches ..!
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                  • Tom S QldLiane H
                    My absolute favorite thing in the whole world has to be exaggeration. No wait, second guessing. Yeah, second guessing is my favorite thing.
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    hehe..whats with that!
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                  • mary cTom S Qld
                    very good :)
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                  • Liane H Tom S Qld
                    ahh yes.... I can just hear the top being cracked off a cold bottle of furphy beer in nervous shame right this moment LOL!!!
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                  • Pato Lo Duck
                    I used to work at Furphy’s foundry and we were still making the odd cast water tank ends even then. Roger Furphy was the boss at that time.
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                  • mary cPato Lo Duck
                    What the..!! Did you know of the legend?? Is that a magpie in your photo? he looks gorgeous..
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                  • Tom S QldPato Lo Duck
                    Little Creatures Brewing (owned by Lion Beer Spirits and Wine Australia) built their breweries in Fremantle and Geelong using stainless steel tanks and fermenters supplied by Furphy Engineering. When they completed the Geelong brewery, they were keen to make a beer with a local connection to Victoria and approached Furphy about adding a new beer to their repertoire – “Furphy Refreshing Ale” in 2014. The legend continues… It just keeps on delivering.
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                  • Pato Lo Duckmary c
                    Yes I did, and that is my Piepie in the photo yes.. she is big and free now and living at the farm and has had quite a few babies since I bought her here from the city. She still comes and sees me sometimes, especially in the Spring when she has her new babies. I don’t think Furphy make the original tanks anymore, they have moved on to Stainless steel tanks. Roger was one of the Furphy sons, there was a Roger, an Andrew and another one that I can’t remember. I worked there for about 5 years when I was living in Mooroopna. I have a lot of Furphy cast iron cookwear that I made while I was there,including one of their famous camp ovens, none of which I have ever used, lol. A lot of people think that the funny writing on the tank ends is Arabic, but actually, it is shorthand, warning about the dangers of alcohol consumption. There is also the ‘good better best message as well of course’. Interestingly Roger never took much notice of that alcohol warning when he was young..
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                  • mary cTom S Qld
                    I have heard of Little Creatures..my hubby loves craft beers- even though he has to drink them in his tin mug with a straw- and ice! We have a big craft beer place just near our house- its called Brewtown and has a number of Kiwi craft beers. Its funny because for many years it was a big Dunlop tyre factory and on a still morning you would smell burning- ikkkk- from the big chimney. Nowadays wafting from there on a still morn is the smell of malt!!
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                  • Pato Lo Duck
                    Rather ironic isn’t it, that John Furphy, a devote teetotaller who felt the need to put a message on his water tanks (albeit in shorthand, so it didn’t affect sales) warning people about the dangers of alcohol, now has a beer named after him…!!
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                  • Pato Lo DuckPato Lo Duck
                    I remember now the other brother was Tim…Roger, Andrew and Tim. Andrew and Tim ran the engineering dept and Roger the foundry, where I worked.
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                • Liane H
                  I have PMT and ESP . That makes me a bi**ch that knows everything!
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                  • mary c
                    What if you have PMT, ESP and are on LSD?
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    Do you know something I don't then?...cough up the deets!
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    haha i just wondered what you might come up with..GOd i would never touch that damn drug after it made me see pig snout people...uggggh!
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    oink !
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    ohhh you bad wee bear. Happy sailing on them there high seas me hearty. I'm heading to the fighting couples on Married UK :)
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    well I'll be having me poiratey tea and my caramilk yes caramilk donut !! Don't forget to check out the vid I left u too you will die laffin !
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    Fankyou cherie...t'was a great vid! Ahhhh i would give my back teeth if i still had them for a caramilk donut. Slobberrrrrrr :)
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                • BLACK LIVES MATTER
                  My other favorite saying is: La vie est une chienne puis tu meurs.
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                  • mary c
                    I can't translate this Walter and not going to google- oh My I have just worked it out ha ha- life is a girl dog and then you Die- ohhh c'est vrai monsieur!
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                • Tom S Qld
                  A face like a dropped pie. Translation: To have an unattractive face. Meaning: An insult to describe someone whose face looks like the mess made when a pie is dropped
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                  • mary c
                    Am laughing...have also heard one that makes me secretly laugh when thinking it.."Has a face like a slapped A***"- don't know what words are allowed any more on here. I was sent to the norty cellar for a mediocre word but more recently i have seen several peeps say the F bomb.
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                • PH
                  if you make someone smile and/or laugh each day you are doing well, and if they do it and so on - image what the world would be like very quickly
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                  • mary c
                    Hand out the happy pills and we can all smile?!!
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                • mary c
                  As drunk as a Skunk.. any more drunk as sayings?
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                  • Liane H
                    Who needs houses when you can't find ya way home? Her eyes were like road maps ...!
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    laffing already...
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                  • Tom S Qld
                    As drunk as a lord. Probably refers to Lord Ian Botham.
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                  • mary cTom S Qld
                    Right Pickled!
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                • Tom S Qld
                  As crook as Rookwood. Translation: Chronically ill. Meaning: To describe someone who is very unwell by making reference to Rookwood cemetery in Sydney, the largest necropolis in the Southern Hemisphere.
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                  • mary c
                    hmmm thats a goodie- I wonder what our NZ equivalent would be. Just vaguely hearing a song or thing in my head "They're coming to take me away haha hehe"..not sure where its from. Oops or maybe THEY are at my door.
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                  • Tom S Qldmary c
                • mary c
                  "Hells Bells"...Tom??
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                  • Tom S Qld
                    'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'. Hells bells is the code that the men used to warn each other when they were about to encounter 'a woman scorned'. They would mutter 'Hells Bells' and look meaningfully towards the woman, before making a sharp detour in another direction. You'd know all about that, Mary! Ha ha. Look out!
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                  • mary cTom S Qld
                    Well well and there i was thinking they were just about to burst into a bit of ACDC!! Those sly dogs..haha.
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                • Tom S Qld
                  Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids!
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                  • mary c
                    Ain't dat da Troof!
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                • boy blunder
                  be yourself,,let the world adjust to you
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                  • mary c
                    "Express Yourself nah nah nah nah nah nah..dee dee dee dee..."
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                • Tom S Qld
                  Kids love to play with toys https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PPIUTxVSmys
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                  • mary c
                    Oh that was gorgeous! how cool eh?!
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                • Tom S Qld
                  What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
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                  • mary c
                    hmmmm....trying to think of something clever. A boomerbuggeredoff?
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                  • Tom S Qldmary c
                    A stick!
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                  • mary cTom S Qld
                    ohhh hmmph..that stumped me! get it??
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                  • Liane H Tom S Qld
                    what do you call a fly without wings?
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                  • Tom S QldLiane H
                    a walk?
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                  • Liane H Tom S Qld
                    got it! I was going to answer your boomerang one with it's called a failure .but I'll go with stick . Same answer for what's brown and sticky? A Stick .
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                  • mary c
                    What do you call a Boomerang that does come back??
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    a successful stick? Anyway how will you know the answer to this being a kiwi?!
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    haaa You call it a Boomerang...badabing!
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    you dag! Lol
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    chur bro! t'is gnarly midnight i must NOT turn on UK Married at first sight or i'll be watching til way late. Addicted to the madness. Niteee noo noos to you :))
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    sweet dreamtime, from the land of the never never. watch out for those boomerangs ,they Sting if ya don't duck in time ! ;))
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    oh Sting..yes please in our dreams ;))
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                  • Tom S Qldmary c
                  • mary cTom S Qld
                    Haaaaa love parrot and cockatoos going off- soo funny :)
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                • mary c
                  Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun...
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                  • Chosen
                    .... and stunk like a ........
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                  • mary cChosen
                    bum, plum, rum?
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                • Liane H
                  Little aussie tune for you mary about an ol stockman on his dying words to his mates ...Tan me hide when I'm dead Fred Tan me hide when I'm dead So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde.... And that's it hanging on the shed ! all together now ,tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down ....
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                  • mary c
                    why do i feel the sudden urge to put on a flannel hat with corks hanging off it??
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    hehehe! I've no idea even why it came into my head .Glad you r here how was Mr Man? Best behaviour, no naughty escape attempts out to local?
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    Haha..guess what is on tele here tomorrow- Kath n Kims' "My Effluent Loife"..i gotta watch :) Thanks for asking re weekend..always fires big n small to put out, things escalate fast, get settled then a new thing appears that needs action fast. You did anytink wild?
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    nope just scoffed a sausage sizzle down at the local elections as we had to vote in Victoria. Pato and I have been discussing our digestion issues on the news and yeah ... missing my Mary!!
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    was thinking same last night..miss my night away- detachment issues?? or attachment issues! either way i miss my Rewardia Fam and little Bear..God is that weird?
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    What would Kath say ....you're only human ( silent h of course same as in Chardonnay) .So no covid in the home so far? good one Sheryl !
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                  • Missy Wyldmary c
                    haha
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    my big sis and me call each other Pruuuue and Truuuuude ..in the accent of course. Have you seen Tracy Ullman doing brilliant norty impersonations..Camilla shopping for the Royal Family is a goodie.
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                • Missy Wyld
                  Not the sharpest tool in the shed A sandwich short in their lunchbox Couldn't work in an iron lung Does a one legged duck swim in circles? Does a bear sh*t in the woods? yerrrr ...nahhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL
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                  • mary c
                    A fine repertoire Missy..can't say I've heard the Iron lung one before! or is it a Hosp joke?!
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                  • Missy Wyldmary c
                    no I dont think so? its just an oldie lol
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                • Liane H
                  I used up all my sick days... so today I called in dead
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                  • mary c
                    ahhh funneeee :) oh my bear has disappeared into the woods!
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                  • Liane H mary c
                    hehaa yes little bear got too big and wandered off to bigger pastures, he was a good little protector but it was time to come out and get dressed for the festive season!!
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                  • mary cLiane H
                    I hope he doesn't head to our Allin's back yard!!
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                • Liane H
                  Plain as an arrowroot biscuit
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                  • mary c
                    Or a superwine..they are like cardboard unless you add butter to them. Mmm feel like a Krispie biscuit now.
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                • mary c
                  Take this job and shove it! Sung by? Tom you know?
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                • mary c
                  Sit down, take a load off...
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                  • Liane H
                    We should get sushi carol NOT HAPPY JAN!!
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                    • mary c
                      Me not know that one?
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                    • Liane H mary c
                      what???? The first I can understand ,relatively new advertising from Ebay. Not happy Jan is an ancient classic ad slogan from yellow pages( ah u may not have in n.z?) Our phone directory All u need do is Google the phrase it will lead u to the ad ;) we love it here in Oz ,especially when things r shite!
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                    • mary cLiane H
                      where have i been?? hiding in the forest haha. Nope i do nay know those classics.."i did not have relations with that woman"...
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                    • Pato Lo DuckLiane H
                      I have a large collection here. My feeling is they are environmentally friendly in that they capture carbon. (If you don’t get cold and burn them) Jan would be happy about that I think… Capturing, not burning…
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                    • Liane H Pato Lo Duck
                      careful of the silverfish collecting in that collection... God I do miss that angry boss woman ! Just keep calm ,count to 10 ...
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                  • Grommie
                    Either lead, follow or get out of the way.
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                    • Lady Flamingo
                      Awesome Sauce!
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                      • Peter T 100083
                        What goes around comes around. And Karma i believe in
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                        • Liane H
                          Like that one Peter:) here's another in that category. Karma's a bigger b#@ch than I can ever be..so..Enjoy !
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                        • mary cLiane H
                          Hows little bear today? Me n Pup just dragging ourselves to the park for walkies n poo poo...hope i don't get arrested.
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                        • Liane H mary c
                          arrested? Nz does sound like the place to be! No doggies doo doo's or ?....were u planning a bank heist on the way back my dear? Lol
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                        • mary cLiane H
                          hehe i thought you might be worried if it was me or doggy doing the doodoos in the park. Speaking of your little bear am just laughing thinking of mr Allin's saying "Does a bear sh** in the woods?" haha..
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                        • Liane H mary c
                          haha, only the occasional Lil one, then scritch, scratch with some dirt and he's off for more adventures. A neat no fuss little bear he is indeed!.... I'm glad was not u in the park,early onset dementia still at bay then ,phew lol!!
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                        • mary c
                          I don't think there is Karma unless its from another lifetime or past life- too many crap things happen to people who aren't that bad, and some really bad people carry on with their bad ways without being caught.
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                        • Liane H mary c
                          very ,very true
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                      • Tom S Qld
                        When I complained as a young boy, my mother used to say, 'one day you'll wake up and you're dead'. Not sure what it means, I think, 'life is shorter than you think'.
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                        • mary c
                          or that she had the original idea for The Walking Dead show??
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                      • Tom S Qld
                        Slightly off-topic Mary, but here goes... Peter FitzSimons had this in his weekly column - Top four Country and Western Song Titles: 1. She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft. 2. If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me. 3. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Miss Him. can anyone add to these?
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                        • Liane H
                          Hahaha! love no.2 the best Something similar..prude woman "well I never!" Not so prude woman .." well I did!" ;)
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                        • mary c
                          Love them Tom..esp number 2- actually and number 3..laffing. Hey yeah lets drift in all directions..us Rewardian miners are very flexible!
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                        • mary c
                          oops me again- fresh off watching the movie (and have done my time working in hosps)..this is possibly the worst vid every made but since i am weird like him i can't help laffing.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtAgfwDA
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                        • Tom S Qldmary c
                          ha ha, reminds me of this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHxI12VVgRg
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                        • mary cTom S Qld
                          That was quite crazy!! was that part of a movie?
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                        • Tom S Qldmary c
                          Oh Mary... that was part of one of the greatest films ever made - catch-22, one of the most significant novels of the 20th century, was made into a movie. Both the book and film were great. The film is a black comedy about WW2. It's a movie that you can watch over and over and never get sick of it.
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                        • Tom S Qldmary c
                          You've heard of the term catch-22? Here is the explanation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8rwDiAXKfY
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                        • Tom S Qldmary c
                          One more - the greatest single shot plane wreck in movie history - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0UV6ug96c0
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                        • Tom S Qldmary c
                          The movie was made in 1970. George Clooney followed that with a TV mini-series in 2019 - also good.
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                        • mary cTom S Qld
                          gosh.. and i suddenly realized it was a young jon Voight- daddy of madam Angelina.
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                        • mary cTom S Qld
                          Have a question for your great brain..up top of the page :)
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                        • Tom S Qldmary c
                          ????
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                        • Tom S QldTom S Qld
                          Sorry, put ???? because I couldn't see the top question. After a few hours I could see it. Strange!
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                        • mary cTom S Qld
                          ahhh yes..it seems strange things do happen here. Perhaps a Rewardian Ghost!!!
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                        • mary cTom S Qld
                          I feel like I should know it...i am 59- it would have been around when? And we must have seen the George Clooney version. Love a good pees-take movie.
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                      • APB
                        Something that was popular when my parents were young "oh go soak your head in a bucket"
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                        • mary c
                          haaa..have nay heard that before..where was that? Scotland??Possibly a distant relative to "Stick it where the sun don't shine".
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                        • APBmary c
                          probably Scotland
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                        • Chosen
                          and did you ??? ..................just asking.
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                      • mary c
                        Holy guacamole Batman!
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                        • Liane H
                          Where the wild things are ....
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                          • mary c
                            Thats where we is going girl!!!
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                          • Liane H mary c
                            was your weekend wild? Hubby have a good time? We r on newlines as Brad went Mia but back now;))
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                          • mary cLiane H
                            God when will these abductions end...though if the Weekend wants us we have our bags packed eh. haha. Phew a long busy day. Dodged pos covid and he wanted to go to the Mall- heaving with the masses of unmasked people, and then i drove the wheelchair van into harvey normans carpark then realized the roof was too low and had to drive out the wrong way- with mr man screaming at me..god crazy. We shared a nice steak at RSA and our daughter came with her BF this morn with some nice pressies. And the Staff were all wishing him happy bday. We both tired! You ok? been up to mischief??
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                          • Liane H mary c
                            awwe sounds gorgeous! Glad it was a nice outing for you both deserve it;) and me ,mischief oh hehehe nevverrrr! Been all over the shop ,bored without my special little caramilk matee !! However the boys and their antics have kept this little bear amused I must say. lol
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                          • mary cLiane H
                            Our spesh fellow from NC must be back soon too i hope. God i wish i couldhave shared birthday cupcakes i got..mudder of G they tasty. We shared one tonight after he'd been put to bed- sponge base, coffee flavoured buttercream with a wee tab of the best lsd- aka caramilk.
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                          • Liane H mary c
                            scrumminess in every crumb by the sounds! I must dash to finish making my chicken ginger spring rolls ,been soo tied up keep putting them off, but will be back within the half hr ;) x
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                          • mary cLiane H
                            tied up you say...you better not have mr The W there!! yum we ruv spring rolls.
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                          • Liane H mary c
                            oh in a past era the possibities..sigh ! We forgot about lovely Lenny.k How could we?! So have u caught up on the sites and sounds ,lots been happening. Lachellle did another one of her mind baffling quiz's as well
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                          • mary cLiane H
                            My eyes and laptop are not great- is that a gorgeous bear waving from beside a tree on your pic??/ Or you in a wee bear suit?!! Soooo tired today..planted on couch but gotta move soon. Haven't been lurking too far on the Rewardian Battlefields too much but will :) Ahh Lenny K...loved that series his beautiful daughter was in..Big little Lies.
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                          • Liane H mary c
                            yes a baby bear I found in the youtube woods,waving. Sometimes he just retreats behind his little tree there and watches ,and thinks up extraordinary imaginative things! Loll
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                          • mary cLiane H
                            i love bears..and mumma and cubs...I know our wild man would have a different perspective of bears than me. The only real bears i have seen are the poor enclosed Sunbears at our zoo. Do you like those memes of the bears standing and scratching their backs up a tree...
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                        • Chosen
                          If you are not into eating and are a mouse then use the following ....... ......... " Shut your Trap."
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                          • Tom S Qld
                            Shut your pie-hole. Explain: self-evident
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                            • mary c
                              Excellent Tom- I think one of our "Saying" experts Allin has also kindly contributed the eloquent Pie Hole saying. My slight preference is the cousin "Shut your Cake-hole" as cake is my favourite, pie a close second tho'.
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                            • Tom S Qldmary c
                              Oops, sorry Allin.
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                            • mary cTom S Qld
                              clearly a fave haha.
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                          • Dottie 1043512
                            Can't teach an old dog new tricks. MOST of the time it's true.
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                            • mary c
                              woof to that!
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                            • Tom S Qldmary c
                            • Grommie
                              See, Grommie? don't try to learn that new trick !
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                            • mary cTom S Qld
                              haha cute :) just saw it now!
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                          • mary c
                            Kath n Kim.."I want to be Effluent mum, Effluent!!'
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                            • Liane H
                              You've really ballooooned of late Kim, Look at your muffin top . Oh give it a bone would you mum?!
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                            • mary cLiane H
                              Ephonie Ray!!! how many times have i watched the birth episode haha.
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                            • Liane H mary c
                              you've FOINally find this one !! Good girl Kim my!
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                          • Tom S Qld
                            "Full as a goog". Explain: extremely drunk, replete with food, extremely full, packed. I was as full as a goog after my main and would have exploded had I attempted a desert.
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                            • Liane H
                              May I suggest ,er ...just one after dinnermint sir ? It is but wafer thin ...
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                            • mary cLiane H
                              kaboooooooom!!!! innards flying everywhere....
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                            • Liane H mary c
                              never gets old hey ?! Lol
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                            • mary cLiane H
                              haha no- too traumatic to forget!!
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                          • Liane H
                            Saying from the pregnant woman ..."l SHOULD have danced all night "
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                            • mary c
                              hehe...were you having deja vu Madame?
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                            • Liane H mary c
                              ooooh hell yeah! Speaking of which I'd like to get him married off now . Is your daughter single ? Lol
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                            • mary cLiane H
                              Am heading outside with doggy to howl at moon and see if the eclipse has begunneth.
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                            • Liane H mary c
                              let me know if u see the rare moon! I must wait in turn for such delights ..2more hrs
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                            • mary cLiane H
                              haha my daughter is attached at the momento- a lovely caring fellow. She just turned 25!- how old is your lad?
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                            • Liane H mary c
                              ahh ,shame ! he is of 29 yrs .Tender and true of heart. Needs a good boot up the A*** s! Ooh I'm a poet and didn't know it ! Did u spy the rosey moon?
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                            • mary cLiane H
                              He sounds like a lovely fellow- ha they always frustrate us tho eh :) Oui oui the moooooon..its was quite a sight!
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                          • mary c
                            Inspired by Phillip's saying a few comments down.. "if it don't fit, don't force it".
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                            • Tom S Qld
                              "As full as a Catholic school". Explain: It's full!
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                              • Liane H
                                Every sperm is sacred ...
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                              • mary cLiane H
                                and every V JJ? I just read some astrology thing- its a full moon here ce soir and a lunar eclipse- and the moon is in Taurus! oooh does that mean you get to kick up your Taurean Hooves and go WILD?! or did i imagine that you a Taurus.
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                              • Liane H mary c
                                hahaha! These hooves are staying put this eve firmly on taurean Terra firma! How r u ? Wild leo..
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                              • mary cLiane H
                                ahhh i am the Cowardly Lion. hmm i hope you got some good sounds going at least -pop on some Paul Cauthen Cocaine Country Daaancin and get hooves atappin' hahaha..yes i know i am Insane...
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                              • Liane H mary c
                                my name is Dementia it means insanity. Oh what a beautiful name! Mine is Fester ...it means to ROT!
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                              • mary cLiane H
                                me and my Sis love Uncle Fester.. I wonder if anyone has the surname Mentia and named their child David or Desiree. Ahh my mind is wandering. Must be time for the meds??
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                              • Tom S Qldmary c
                                I once worked with a girl whose parents christened her Ophelia. Their surname was Dickie (say it slowly). She married very young just to change her surname, divorced him, but kept his name. There's always a solution.
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                              • Tom S Qldmary c
                                I've just worked out what VJJ means. Very naughty, but I think you'll get away with it. Ha ha.
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                              • mary cTom S Qld
                                no way! haha...actually i do like the name Ophelia very much. I wonder what her new name was.. not Butt i hope. I am sooo naughty- i went to one of those full Catholic schools you see.
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                            • Phillip H 667301
                              "If it ain't broke, don't fix it".
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                              • mary c
                                Sorry you were screened out of this survey or the quota was full... Too soon??
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                                • Tom S Qld
                                  Too soon, still hurts...sob.
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                                • mary cTom S Qld
                                  oh there there, just take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.
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                                • Tom S Qldmary c
                                  OK, thanks 'in the morning'.... I thought your name was Mary. Reminds me of the TDF joke.
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                                • mary cTom S Qld
                                  Come on now Tom..do tell...i am all EARS!
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                                • Tom S Qldmary c
                                  Also known as the Two Dogs joke.
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                                • mary cTom S Qld
                                  hmm i think i know the meaning of the letters now but will have to look up the joke...oooooh Behave!!
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                                • mary cTom S Qld
                                  heeeee heeeee me likey! poor kid haha.
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                              • Tom S Qld
                                The back of Burke. Explain: a very long way away.
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                                • mary c
                                  So many "foreign" phrases afoot in your land mr T..
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                                • Tom S Qldmary c
                                  Not foreign to me. Ha ha
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                              • Liane H
                                Why don't u take your little bat AND your balls and go and play in someone else's yard? ..... smirk!!
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                                • mary c
                                  Ahhhhh back and laffin'...a dose of Ms Liane make it all Betta!
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                                • Liane H mary c
                                  welcome back home ;) ! Did Mr man behave himself in the end? I did say a little prayer ( of the non religious type) ....x
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                                • mary cLiane H
                                  aww sweet Lass..merci..i do alot of that these days too! mr Man has calmed down and felt they were giving him extra special care. Things can change very fast so always on edge. How did you spend your saturday..wining and dining or dancin' and prancin'??
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                                • Liane H mary c
                                  was dancing and prancin spending my 50,000 pts !! All Gone now.... back to the grindstone this week . So do u think the above quote needs an explainer? Or does a 'not tonight dear I have a headache' suffice ?
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                                • mary cLiane H
                                  not tonight dear hahaha..that worked until some idiot did a "study" (obviously a male) and decided that rumble tumble could help a headache!!!!
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                                • Liane H mary c
                                  pesty species..
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                                • mary cLiane H
                                  oh God yes and yes..the peskiest of the pesks.
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                                • Liane H mary c
                                  as a chronic migraine sufferer I can abruptly put a scientific codswallop on that theory ! Lol
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                                • mary cLiane H
                                  oh you poor Chooky- i get mild ones but have a few friends who get the beast ones that lay them out for a day. Some people find the Medicine of the Land helpful. Do you have anything that helps?
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                                • Liane H mary c
                                  oh yes I have the neurologists at my disposal here fortunately so have the proper meds for it . They have a bullet shot one that fixes it in1/2 hr relpax. Or imgran. No side effects either. So I usually get on with my day . Preventatives they also give is a high bpressure tab ea day .tell them ;) Codeine will make matters worse as it will give u a rebound headache the more u take ... wears off then comes back again ! Mm land meds yes useful for all sorts;))
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                                • mary cLiane H
                                  Sounds like you have some good Med. people looking after you- that is a special thing and great when it helps eh. So good you can get onto it fast. I get a sore patch of skin- hypersensitive- and then the headache comes on. Trust me to be weird- a skin aura. Used to get the visual aura's long time ago.
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                                • Liane H mary c
                                  always one in every crowd ! I'm usually grouped in whatever the 2% of the population may get . But think u may be the 1% lol
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                              • Tom S Qld
                                You can't tell me what to do. You're not my daughter!
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                                • mary c
                                  ohhh sigh.."You can't tell me what to do anymore mum!" A day later.."mum can i can home to live again everything's terrible?"..mum- of course darling. Can i pick you and the pets up?
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                                • Tom S Qld
                                  Or...they only visit when they have run out of clean clothes or there's nothing to eat in their kitchen. But they are happy to lecture you.
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                                • mary cTom S Qld
                                  or breakup with boyfriend and days of crying..
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                              • APB
                                go on hav a cado
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                                • mary c
                                  Go ahead, make my Day.
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                                • APBmary c
                                  Go ahead..make my millenium!
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                                • mary cAPB
                                  Go ahead, make my lunch!
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                              • APB
                                You talking to me? ...you talking to me?
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                                • Chosen
                                  No way hombre.
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                                • mary c
                                  Great movie.
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                              • Chosen
                                Go bite your B............. or alternatively ........ go lick your lips.
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                                • Chosen
                                  Oh no.
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                                  • allin
                                    out of here,,,,
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                                    • Chosen
                                      Bye bye.
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                                    • allinChosen
                                      why yes chosen, you are correct,, bye bye,,,
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                                  • APB
                                    things are being deleted from this page regularly...why? (that wasn't an interesting saying...just an observation)
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                                    • mary c
                                      i haven't noticed? tho' i don't have the fine tuned powers of observation and instinct of thee..
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                                    • APBmary c
                                      Gosh shucks Mary!
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                                    • Chosen
                                      Nah..... All MY top of the range, excellent and goods ones are still there as they should be.
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                                    • mary cChosen
                                      You aren't the secret CEO of Rewardia are you Capitain C?
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                                  • Liane H
                                    Does it look like I like you?
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                                    • APB
                                      you get less for murder...
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                                      • mary c
                                        Rotten to the Core!
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                                        • Chosen
                                          As sweet as an apple.
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                                      • Chosen
                                        Shove off.
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                                        • mary c
                                          You are in fine fettle i see. I almost feel there is a theme going on..and i like it.
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                                        • Chosenmary c
                                          Get stuffed .................. ( joking !!!!)
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                                        • mary cChosen
                                          Eff off I'.m FULL! Cue large explosion of innards...
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                                      • Chosen
                                        Get lost.
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                                        • Tom S Qld
                                          As dry as a dead dingo's donger. Explain: it's very dry!
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                                          • mary c
                                            Thankyou for that explain haha..yet another new one to me..and so very descriptive :)
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                                        • Chosen
                                          Be kind. We are one. Lets do it. Yawwwwwwwn.
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                                          • mary c
                                            hmmph yes and team of 5 million...yeah right.
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                                        • mary c
                                          "Oh the Pain"... anyone remember what show that was from?
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                                          • Tom S Qld
                                            Dr. Smith 'Lost in space'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PUfNQxVRM
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                                          • mary cTom S Qld
                                            yes Tom yes i knew you would come thru! i was v young when it was on but i do remember watching it, my bigger sis loved it.
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                                        • Chosen
                                          Yes Mr.Chatbot.
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                                          • Liane H
                                            Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned
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                                            • mary c
                                              unless you are a Scorpio male..well in my experience.
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                                            • Liane H mary c
                                              oh yes ,so well balanced but Sting in the tail when it suits ...tho he has it tough .I'd be a bit furioso I reckon .sending hugs :)
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                                            • mary cLiane H
                                              ahh the sting was there before. Speaking of Sting..great musician :) huggles to you too :)
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                                            • Liane H mary c
                                              awwe ! Love Sting. Does a nice one with Craig David rise and fall ;)
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                                            • mary cLiane H
                                              Love the Police still too.
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                                            • Liane H mary c
                                              and your brother's gonna kill me and he's 6 feet 10.. l can't l can't ,can't stand losing you!
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                                            • mary cLiane H
                                              There has to be an invisible sun that gives its heat to everyone...
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                                            • Liane H Tom S Qld
                                              nice ,I want one !!
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                                            • mary cTom S Qld
                                              omfff yes love it haha.
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                                          • Tom S Qld
                                            'Av-go-yer-mug' Explain: someone is not trying hard enough, and you want them to 'have a go' at it. Usually yelled out during a cricket match by spectators, who are convinced that the batsman is not truly giving it his all. The batsman usually gets out soon after.
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                                            • Chosen
                                              Like sandpapering the ball....... eh.
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                                          • allin
                                            bite me
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                                            • mary c
                                              only if you are a lovely gleaming chocolate bar :)
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                                            • Liane H mary c
                                              and only if it comes with a golden ticket inside...Told him earlier costs extra for that ;) !
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                                          • mike B 1066235
                                            HEARS ONE AND AM SURE EVERYONE HAS SAID IT ( IF I HAD A 1 DOLLAR THAT I HAVE HEARD THATI WOULD BE RICH
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                                            • mary c
                                              So true Mike!
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                                          • Tom S Qld
                                            'Get the Black and Decker' Explain: an unorthodox solution is needed to fix a problem. Comes from an amazing piece of lateral thinking from an Australian outback doctor who relieved pressure on a boy's brain through the use of a power drill. Ouch!
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                                            • mary c
                                              I saw that procedure on Doctor Doctor (Oz drama)..and no of course i wasn't watching coz he's a cute doctor. As if!!
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                                            • Tom S Qldmary c
                                              You just can't take your eyes off Aussie men.
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                                            • mary cTom S Qld
                                              blush :)
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                                          • Liane H
                                            Oh lord it's hard be humble ,when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror,cos I get better looking each day! Sure you know the rest allin? ;)
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                                            • Tom S Qld
                                              To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can Mac Davis 1980
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                                            • mary c
                                              Stop the bus..I swear that was in my rattely noggin' yesterday...spoooky?!
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                                            • mary cTom S Qld
                                              Love it! :)
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                                          • mike B 1066235
                                            CAT HAS 9 LIVES IT HAS BEEN SAID FOR OVER MY 74 YEARS MIKE
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                                            • mary c
                                              inspired by Tom's below. Up at sparrow's fart.
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                                              • Tom S Qld
                                                Dingo's breakfast = wake up, yawn, fart, have a look around and no breakfast at all, as usual.
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                                                • mary c
                                                  thats a new one for me! :)
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                                              • allin
                                                slippery as snot on a doorknob
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                                                • mary c
                                                  Escargot for breakfast monsieur?
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                                                • mary c
                                                  oooh it must be the bewitchery hour at yours??
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                                                • allinmary c
                                                  suppertime 6:08pm
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                                                • mary callin
                                                  nice...its late morn here. Listenin to moosik with dog n bunny. Should be gardenin but hurt my best back. What you fixin" for tea as y'all say? You catch eels? hubby loves smoked eel but can't do anymore and i ain't wadin in the muddy waters..
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                                                • allinmary c
                                                  i used to trap them, but i do enjoy some nice fried eel,, it has the same meat as striped bass, and we had a friend with a smokehouse, so yeah, smoked eel, smoked bluefish, smoked oysters, smoked a lot of things,, gettin ready to smoke a bowl,,, ;-))
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                                                • mary callin
                                                  hehe yum yum yum toot toot toot..
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                                                • Liane H allin
                                                  morning allin... me too on the last one there ;) no slippery eels tho for me ( or doorknobs ewww) ! Off to to watch the big horse race today ...
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                                              • Liane H
                                                One day you might be thinking about a plate of shrimp. Then suddenly somebody says "plate of shrimp " Spookily so !
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                                                • mary c
                                                  Something Fishy goin' down??
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  no not fishy ..just had a little OMG moment from u again last night ...so are u ready for the reveal ? ...I know u will be good at puzzles so go back to your msg you posted with the comedy link attached...U then mentioned one that u couldn't put on here as it was too naughty yeah?
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  i am SO ready..fkuc a duck where'm i headin...i'll find it haha. Can't find where we were haha..helllp
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  OK, U mentioned Kevin and perry clip ..?. The girl they r looking after? Is actually the one my father gave me as a nickname as a child. And what most do call me in daily life . But we shall keep it between us ;) ( for now) So that's why I said it was curious that u of all people on this had mentioned the name lol. Also on viewing the clip the fact she has long blonde hair as well ,freaky deaky prrrr!! There is also a Mary in that clip too funny
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  What the hector? That is both funny and spoooky but in a good way. Are we both a bit psychic or as K n K would say "psoycho" hahaha. I die at that clip- though i can see why they got er excited. Were/Are you gorggggeous like her too??
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  ahh so u got it now ? My cryptic msgs make sense! Oui ,v Spookily so. And on halloween.. .so now u know a little more and in the day hmm yes was often told k Minogue cute or later got Amanda seyfried hahaha. GOSH even from women at the supermarket, those days would be a blessing. Sigh....Let meslf go to the hounds of late tho( single so cannot be botheredrred!!!)! Lol and 56 now .
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  awww you just a young wee Lass..I just turned 59 this year...Far Canal!! Sigh- i used to get told i looked like Sarah Jessica Parker- who has been described as a horse (cruel)- leave us horses alone i say..esp on Melbourne cup day. I think we should celebrate the win of that lovely dark horsey with some dark choc- or milk choc- or some horse pills if you want to get really wasted! (Hubb's had ketamine in hosp and enjoyed it).
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  hahaha! Hilarious, yes it was a top day on the couch for me and my little cup day here in the freezing Melbourne weather. Liked that gold trip but had backed another:/ So S.JP ?? she's gorgeous as well! Geez these boys really haven't a clue on here eh! Haha. Funny tho I did always have u pegged as Caucasian. Then a couple of 'eh's' and the herbs music clip ..... I was then imagining islander girl?! Still trying to figure allin.hmmmm Could do a whole page on this ...Like catfish but not
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  I think i'm a Herbs gal on the inside fo' sho'.. just put a great band on the moosik forum- you got an Oz one to put on? Ahh mr Allin- i imagine a v tan Willy Nelson type?? And our Special Agent and Mentor mr APB used to have a great photo up..though i never asked if it was him. Must do that sometime.
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  mmmm interesting so he ain't some shaggy big dog after all? Could be 6ft4 and flamin red hair !! Good one of allin there, defo brown eyes....muscular type for all that forest foraging . Will scoot over to moosic now ....
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  God you makin' me laff...
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  Bonkers!! Lol hey can't see your new track? Just last one re cake vid
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  God if i had a brain cell it would be lonely-i went looking too-couldn't even remember what i was going to post. Wild n windy here hope ok around yours :)
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  lol yes found your one you were testing me out on last night ,thought that was the one? Fat Freddy's. Sure there r many more in our repertoires ...! Still miserable ,cold and wet here ,with a meek promise of sunny breaks.. and more alpine climbing for me to do :/
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  yep same strapped on my boots but then the climb was halted by a whiteout..or screened out.
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                                              • Liane H
                                                There's no such thing as a coincidence....mmm,, cryptic hey mary ??!
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                                                • mary c
                                                  to be sure to be sure Ms L !
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  all shall be revealed on the morrow miss wee Mary Lou:) on this all Hallows eve ... !( gosh by now she's thinking I've hit the cup day champers early ) but noooo! ..not yet Lol
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  hmmm i may not sleepith a wink this eve of the Hallow haha...don't tell me you are riding a wee unicorn in the Cup!!?? We are both wee enough to be Jockeys!!
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  wee enough in stature to be certain and back in the day ,when kylie Minogue sizing yes ,may have ju -u u- st squeezed my butt into some jockey silks .....but time is a cruel and unforgiving mistress it would seem.... lol!! now what happened to my other pkt of dairy milk topdeck bites..scrum yum ate all the last ones..
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  Ohh yes please fling me some of that topdeck and i'll throw you over some caramilk..have you got that there? Allin's afixin' us some supper though.
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  We did have caramilk, and breakaway but unfortunately it's now out of stock .Someone ate it all ...oh yeah twas me !!! Nah course we do !Yay let's go to alliln's but I shall leave my rabbit fur jacket at home lolol
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                                                • mary cLiane H
                                                  yep and i'll leave my possum jacket.
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                                                • Liane H mary c
                                                  hehehe!!
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                                              • allin
                                                it's blowing up a storm
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                                                • Amber 22
                                                  Hope to here you talking
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                                                  • Amber 22
                                                    Love is real
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                                                    • mary c
                                                      Put a sock in it!
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                                                      • allin
                                                        good one, hadn't thought of that one ;-))
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                                                    • allin
                                                      hush your mouth
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                                                      • mary c
                                                        and shut your chops? haha...mmm chops.
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                                                      • Liane H
                                                        Gosh you two are very well mannered ..we say shut your cake hole/ pie hole
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        haha i think the cake hole was mentioned further down..did they used to say that on Kath n Kim or Gimme Gimme.. So Stick it where the sun don't shine might fit the brief?
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                                                      • Liane H mary c
                                                        ah ,didn't notice that .. kath and Kim was you know your beeswax ,why don't u mind it? Ooh Sharon, you've never been very lucky in love have you Sharon? Lol
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        there are so many funny sayings i don't know which to choose..love the 80s flashbacks to when Kim and Sharon both liked Bretty- and evil Kim stole him at the Deeesco- just a quick hairflick and sneaky side eye..poor Shaz- and Warnie!!
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                                                      • Liane H mary c
                                                        never gets tired ,Marion the nudist celebrant non registered.... charges are ...'.pending ' so anyone for Jarrah? !!
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        ohh i so love Marion...laffing. And the "Period" Horsemen for the big Wedding..and the horse goes for Kims what was it- horse hair extension thing?? and trying to do the dirty with her...
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                                                      • Liane H mary c
                                                        the horse unstable Lad ? Kim's hair switch . The best line from Sharon " you look really nice in the harsh light of day Mrs D "!
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        the Switch yes the Switch haha. God help me..i've been on youtube looking at funny's did you ever like Harry Enfield? I couldn't do Kevin and Perry look after Lucy- too naughty for here haha This a chuckle tho'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqE9TS4jsJM
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                                                      • Liane H mary c
                                                        liked that one , thanks for that ;) very curious re the other one u mention I shall have to look it up later ... I will reveal why I'm so curious u mentioned it also ,tomorrow hahaha ohh the suspense!!
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        oooh a Revelation! my heart is aflutter. I was trying to find a Kath n Kim vid of them at the races drunk and wearing their posh Fascinators with puke in them- but had no luck.
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                                                      • Liane H mary c
                                                        gosh that should be all over the internet especially as it's cup day tomorrow... yay! Giddy spunky ,my name's Damien...lol
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        haha Hunk of Spunk.
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        I will be in suspenders all day now !haha..i gotta get my lazy b off the couch and walk le pupp..and head to the Master of Ceremonies..:)
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                                                    • Brian 511603
                                                      My dad and uncles on being asked if a bit seedy after a few drinkies the previous night nearly always said " some swine made the ice cubes from tap water again" As if it was the impurities not the empty Glenfiddich bottles causing the headache
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                                                      • Mopos
                                                        Good to see your avatar again! have a good weekend and don't work too hard :)
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                                                    • allin
                                                      over yonder
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                                                      • mary c
                                                        in them thar hills...
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                                                      • Liane H mary c
                                                        There's gold in them hills ... I'ma gonna get that wish one day ..GOLD!
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        aye and i have a right hankering for some KITKAT Gold...soooo good!!
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                                                      • Liane H mary c
                                                        Hope u got us a sharre pack me hearty lass !!
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        nay las i cannae share my precious GOLD!!
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                                                      • Liane H mary c
                                                        raaha how I do love your piratey ways young mary...! more spunk than that Shawn Pomrenke for suure !! I'll have to covet the motherlode myself thn some how lass,but when oi finds it u r the first on my list here :)) and don't forget X marks the spot ...with a -- and a dot
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        wot the..how diddley dee did you know we'd like the Gold shows! And the most dangerous Orphelia king crab show..Deadliest Catch. Allin prob thinks they are bit much being that he is a Man of the Sea himself?
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                                                      • Liane H mary c
                                                        Allin is turning out to be a real surprise packet ,indeed .?saw him speaking espanol somewhere on here yesterday? A man of the sea u say ? I now know a part Cherokee Viet vet ,catfish catching, deer hunting ,bunny wrangling , secret brownie scoffer .! Funny ,I told him I imagined he looked like the old guy in alaskan bush people . He gave me a big LOL for that! :)
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                                                      • mary cLiane H
                                                        Thats one show we haven't seen yet! We love the foul mouthed Tony Beets on Gold Rush. Haa didn't know our fellow could habla espanol. Headin' back to Youtube for some more laffs :)
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                                                    • Debra F 499651
                                                      Whatever -- my Mom's favorite saying. I dislike it very much but have heard it so much I often say it myself.
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                                                      • boy blunder
                                                        lord please give me patience because if you give me strength ,you might to throw in some bail money
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                                                        • mary c
                                                          Robert are you in the clink again?!! wondered where you'd been :)
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                                                        • boy blundermary c
                                                          doghouse
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                                                        • mary cboy blunder
                                                          Sweet Mother of Dog..hope you've been released?!
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                                                        • boy blundermary c
                                                          been sipping on one bourbon to many is all
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                                                        • mary cboy blunder
                                                          never one bourbon too many...well maybe. Hubby drank so many bourbon's on new years eve once and ended up in hosp with a very sick pancreas. He switched back to Bundaberg rum after that....
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                                                        • Liane H mary c
                                                          Bundaberg smooth batch is the best !
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                                                        • mary cLiane H
                                                          Hubby would agree :) tho after a fair few bottles they would still end up getting into some rough situations back in the day.
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                                                        • boy blundermary c
                                                          haven't managed to go to the hospital because of bourbon but one night we were smashed and we went to the hospital to visit strangers give choccys and stuff took about 3 hours to have us removed was a great night
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                                                        • mary cboy blunder
                                                          ohh that is brilliant!! how funny. Were you handing out brownie's to the patients?! probably calmed everyone right down hehe.
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                                                        • boy blundermary c
                                                          we went to a Foodland and bought a couple of baskets of stuff, we went looking for mary mginty we even had nurses looking on their records for us, that's how we were busted but we created a lot of laughs along the way,put some smiles on some dials
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                                                        • mary cboy blunder
                                                          wish i'd been there too!
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                                                      • mary c
                                                        I'm not a pheasant plucker i'm a pheasant plucker's son..
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                                                        • Liane H
                                                          This one brings back memories of a conversation I had with mine when he was 5or6yrs .little high pitch excited voice telling me he'd won something at school. ( responsible parent i am) ..I carefully worded the response " well you are a lucky little basket weaver aren't you?" ! My shock when he joyfully replied "yeah I am a lucky bastard aren't I mummy !"
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                                                        • mary cLiane H
                                                          ohhh funneeee...did you manage to keep a straight face or lose it?
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                                                        • Liane H mary c
                                                          Did stifle a giggle I must admit ! :)
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