Pick some questions that you encounter during prescreening or anti-bot tests and write what you would actually LOVE to say to them but you do not because you feel you will be screened out (or maybe you do because you were so frustrated by them).

Q. Please describe a happy memory from your childhood

A. I am an alien, I did not have a childhood.

Q. What pet would most people like?

A. A Targ from Kronos or a Sehlat from Vulcan.

Q. Describe an incident when you felt proud of yourself.

A. Making up smartarse answers to your inane questions.