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Zen and the Art of filling out Surveys
APB27-Nov-23 02:35 am
OK...you told them what year you were born...and how old you are..and your postcode/zip....and where you live...all of these twice ...now.... are you up to your ass in debt?....no?..would you like to be?....wanna buy a new car?....how about some insurance?....do you drink a lot?...smoke..gamble?...what exotic diseases do you have?...are you currently unable to take care of yourself?....do you p yourself?...do you know anyone else who ps themselves?...No to all of that?....well sadly we have too many people like you already..thank you for playing....(just kidding Rewardia)....
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  • What about the one's where you're a female and a few questions later asked " Have you ever suffered from erectile dysfunction" ??
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    • Or the one that allows you to feel like you finished the survey but at the end doesn't give you points for one reason or another - so annoying
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      • ... and it asks your favourite holiday destination and I always put - The Moon which I note that I visit regularly. They respond - Great you have been selected. Or ... what is your favourite pet in your home - I always list - An Elephant. I am always am selected to continue. You have to laugh.
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        • Haven't had that one yet APB but must come soon I guess!
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          • I get cheesed off when the survey says something like, "complete this word association game. We need to check that you are human and noAI,". Well, "Newsflash",. Surveys expect we respondents to interact with AI all the time..... what is good for the goose.....
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            • sometimes they are wrong too...beautiful and pretty for example are very different
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          • There are loads of boxes....it says tick all the boxes with a motorbike in them....there is no motorbike...but there is a scooter....in those top boxes there are the shoulders and head of the rider, but no scooter...does the robot think that the rider is part of the motorbike? (yes)...more questions than answers...
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            • I love it when you accidentally push a wrong button and it says "You have been screened out because are not a human!!" LOL
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              • and you have a robot telling you that you are a robot....
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              • yep, or an ALIEN!!, LOL
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            • You and your partner live together...there are two people including yourself living in your home....so how many children do you have living at home?
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              • It is an art indeed. My favourite is the one where it asks you to list 2 characteristics you want from a friend. After you write the answer, it says, wrong, you must write a minimum of 5 words.
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                • are you a 21st century politician (?) - lol
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                  • Are you or your partner pregnant( 85 year old woman )?
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                    • Try answering "yes" to all and see what happens.
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                      • and .......... are you a President or Vice president of a company that employs over 40,000 staff and is your income exceeding $500,000 per Yr.
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                        • nicely done fella
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